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My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
kanara goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as samurai.
faraxk gives you 7 purple grape-flavoured jawbreakers.
jaedyth gives you 12 green grape-flavoured pieces of bubblegum.
katsudon tricks you! You lose 13 pieces of candy!
mcsnapdragon gives you 9 pink coconut-flavoured gummy worms.
melindrha tricks you! You get a 3.5-inch floppy disc.
mikasaigo tricks you! You lose 13 pieces of candy!
requiemessence gives you 1 dark blue grapefruit-flavoured gummy worms.
ryversong gives you 12 orange coconut-flavoured gummy worms.
silentorphan tricks you! You lose 13 pieces of candy!
tsutsujigirl gives you 7 orange root beer-flavoured gummy worms.
kanara ends up with 9 pieces of candy, and a 3.5-inch floppy disc.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.

What's with all the coconut?? I detest coconut flavored stuff. And damnit, Katsu! Quit stealing all my candy. You did it last year too...

( I'm a duck??? )

From melindrha and jaedyth

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without both a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe that laws against gay marriage are just plain stupid.

Though it makes me wonder if I'll be any taller after I finally meet mikasaigo...