Intestinal twisting, I swear

That's what my entire abdomen feels like right now, like someone stuck their hands into my guts, grabbed my intestines and are twisting them. I haven't had this much stomach pain in a very long time. I'm also slightly feverish, feel very hot and clamy and anytime I drink something I'm positive it's not going to stay down. Yet it does and life goes on.

Ugh.

I was fine this morning when I woke up at five in the fucking morning so I could open, but about half-way through my shift the twisting started. Combine that with the nasty back pain that blossomed from nowhere and I'm one miserable puppy. I could barely eat anything for lunch. I had a tender sandwich. If you know what a BK tender sandwich is, then you know what that implies.

And I have to be up at five again tomorrow morning to open. After a week of nothing but closes, having to open really sucks ass. My sleep is all fuckered up and so happy Sin is running on roughly three hours of sleep and all the above mentioned stuff that generally makes me feel like a slab of roadkill overcooked in a microwave.

Maybe I'll get some RP to make me feel better. Or maybe I'll just go to Wal-Mart. I have to pick up kitty litter since tomorrow's garbage day.

Either way, fuck you intestines.

Firefly Meme

Post some of your favorite Firefly quotes:

Mal: "If anyone gets nosy, just...you know... shoot 'em."
Zoe: "Shoot 'em?"
Mal: "Politely." Serenity (pilot)

Jayne: "Do you know what the chain of command is here? It's the chain I go get and beat you with to show you who's in ruttin' command here." Train Job

Kaylee: "These girls have the most beautiful dresses. And so do I-- how 'bout that!"
Mal: "Yeah, well, just be careful. We cheated Badger out of good money to buy that frippery, and you're supposed to make me look respectable."
Kaylee: "Yessir, Captain Tight Pants." Shindig

Simon: "So finally...a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry."
Mal: "Well, you were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens." Safe

Book: "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." Our Mrs. Reynolds

Early: "You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?"
Simon: "What'd he do?"
Early: "Who?"
Simon: "The midget."
Early: "Arson. Little man loved fire." Object's in Space

*snickers*

Today's Order of the Stick: The King of Nowhere.

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I was intending on giving a long dissertation on my disappointment in what has become of the cereal Alpha-Bits, but instead I will give you Cloud Tossing for all the Final Fantasy buffs out.

Side note: I feel mostly human once more.