My breasts and guys named Jose.
Dec. 20th, 2007 11:52 pmI swear, my breasts have an uncanny gravitational pull upon guys named Jose. At work, of all things!
Today, I decided to wear what I like to refer to as my 'boob sweater' to work. It's a low cut sweater with a zipper that runs up the front and, when I lean forward at all, tends to give people taller than me a decent view of my cleavage. This rarely bothers me - I find it more amusing than anything as I'm rather fond of my breasts. And yet, every single time I wear this sweater, guys named Jose cannot help themselves but STARE down the front of my shirt.
Come on guys, have a little more skill than that. Today at work, I had TWO guys named Jose working, my carver and my utility. My glorious cleavage was magnificently worshiped by these men, just as it has been at a different store I worked at that also had a guy named Jose that loved to gawk at my cleavage. There were other guys working, but at least they had the tact to attempt discreet boob watching.
Guys named Jose... I need to start keeping tabs of how many stare at my cleavage. And it's not fair; I have a thing for short Mexican women, not short Mexican men.
Today, I decided to wear what I like to refer to as my 'boob sweater' to work. It's a low cut sweater with a zipper that runs up the front and, when I lean forward at all, tends to give people taller than me a decent view of my cleavage. This rarely bothers me - I find it more amusing than anything as I'm rather fond of my breasts. And yet, every single time I wear this sweater, guys named Jose cannot help themselves but STARE down the front of my shirt.
Come on guys, have a little more skill than that. Today at work, I had TWO guys named Jose working, my carver and my utility. My glorious cleavage was magnificently worshiped by these men, just as it has been at a different store I worked at that also had a guy named Jose that loved to gawk at my cleavage. There were other guys working, but at least they had the tact to attempt discreet boob watching.
Guys named Jose... I need to start keeping tabs of how many stare at my cleavage. And it's not fair; I have a thing for short Mexican women, not short Mexican men.