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[ninjasin]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In June I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Monday I stole melindrha's purse (-30 points). In October I helped nabeshin hide a body (-173 points). Last week I set chadzilla's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Saturday I didn't flush (-1 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-276 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, kanara

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You know, here in Colorado, that lump of coal could be useful. Oh, and excuse me.